one-line movie reviews from recent plane ride cinema

The Lincoln Lawyer: You could do a lot worse than that Matthew McConaughey.

Avatar: 3 hours of a million Jar-Jar Binkses.

The Adjustment Bureau: Angels have feelings and God is willing to compromise.

Australia: Everbody's free to punch Baz Luhrman.

Thor: Norse god of crap.

Soul Surfer: The awesome one-armed power of Christian belief and green screen.