"and the skulls were gone from their skeletons"

the ghost with the most toast.

erica's skull, still attached to its skeleton.

spectre bark

-today i think that cashew butter is the Mr. Holland's Opus of nut butters.
-medal=meddle=cashforgold?
-intermittent panic attacks=lobotomy?
-big league chew.
-dolphin blood.
-"The Polar Spirit's fellow-dæmons, the invisible inhabitants of the element, take part in his wrong ; and two of them relate, one to the other, that penance long and heavy for the ancient Mariner hath been accorded to the Polar Spirit, who returneth southward".

that's about all, really.


and, and, and...

sometimes, i hear the strangest things

haunt me, do it again

one hundred years later

"You're clearly French - you're a child of the croissant."

i legitimately believe i possess a higher-than-average accuracy rate when determining the fullness or emptiness of opaque containers.

i don't understand .php.

trying to establish a concrete framework regarding my beliefs in the supernatural is proving challenging logically, but fruitful ghost-wise.
What does ghost-wise even mean? Wouldn't you like to know.

it is not spring yet here. people talking about spring in "the provinces" is starting to piss me off. i might start calling them "les belle provinces". we get lumped into the igloo and inukshuk shaped catch-all of "the territories" all the time, so screw you guys.


i am going to Spain! Via Germany! We'll see who needs "one big beer" then, Germany...We will see how much broken english-in-a-german-accent i can cram into 24 hours....My prediction?
a lot.

But then i'll get to Spain and i don't have anything against Spanish people so i should be able to kick back, relax, drink some vino tinto, and rock out at the sweet sweet Primavera Festival.
Oh man am i excited. Wavves. Neil Young. Sonic Youth. Wooden Shjips. Ghostface Killah. Ya, that'll do pig, that'll do.
It has been too long since i attended a European music festival. Also i am excited for sun and heat. Plus some overdue Belfast action.
Summer, in the city. For a brief sojourn anyway.


Mostly i have just been this-ing: http://cfyt.ca/

oh ya, web design. feels like the first time.
Probably because it is.
But still, one simply must start somewhere.

"it is a message without a code"

check a load of this guy (gal?)

that's Star Jones after some gastro-intestinal surgery but not all of it. dedicated to molly shore.

have you guys seen this Paranormal State show?
it's on A&E, so if you live somewhere that's not here, you might not have to watch crappy A&E, but i do, so that's how it started. Also, i am pretty into ghosts. More about that later, maybe.
Anyhow, this Paranormal State has just some kind of poor production values. plus, it doesn't make sense and it turns out they're a bunch of university turds http://www.paranormalresearchsociety.org/about.php and at Penn State no less!
blech!
ew!
yuckers!
not a fan.
i still haven't quite figured out if they're earnest about the whole thing or not. it is really hard to tell. it might just be a nerd-comedy jam...or another trenchcoat mafia in the making-- seriously-- check these goths out:


off the hook, right?


off the hook is a bad segue.

especially to this next segment [oh that's sort of redeeming-- segue-->segment]:
you know what i am really enjoying a lot lately? Cream of Wheat cereal.
http://www.creamofwheat.com/creamofwheat/default.asp
It's weird.
(both the cereal itself and my new-found love for it)
it's kind of like baby food maybe a bit. i do enjoy a good puree. I spent a good deal of time looking at the box today-- it is a riddle wrapped in a racism. really really special.

interestingly enough according to Fox News (credible source), Cream of Wheat man got a headstone in 2007.
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,282832,00.html

so that's good news. really.


always end on a high note!

burn and burn it up