Saturday, March 14, 2009

more than a spleening

friday the 13th was a day of convergences.
that's the wrong word.
coincidences?
still the wrong word.

happenings.

something is the happening...

i don't know what i would do if M. Night Shyamalan (name pronounced "SHAH-ma-lawn") stopped making movies. who would i make fun of? i guess there's always Arnold Schwarzenegger quoting his famous movie lines in broken english under the auspices of BEING THE GOVERNOR OF CALIFORNIA!!!! so a-barassing.



it kind of makes me hate california and feel shame about contributing to the horrors of this first world hell.

jl: H.P. Lovecraft, would you like to weigh in? hpl: Certainly Jen. Sometimes I believe that this less material life is our truer life, and that our vain presence on the terraqueous globe is itself the secondary or merely virtual phenomenon. jl: Word.

So now that we've got that out of the way, how about something french?
Ya. French bread.
You may remember me asking way back in november of 08 if i could ever improve my french bread making skills. (http://tiptoeingsanstulips.blogspot.com/2008/11/if-so.html)
well i think maybe i did.
or it just worked out well this time and will never rule again...whatever.

i ate it without even wearing a beret and it still tasted really pretty good.

most of the things i eat are on saucers. little spoons little plates. i could go for a divided dinner setup if stupid yuppies hadn't fetishised bento boxes to such an awkward degree.

summer. comin'. in an abstract sense. need to make a plan.

spring. comin'. in a more tangible way. though it's still -29 so i am finding it hard to imagine, personally. The aptly named Thaw-di-Gras festival happens here in the something of the somewhere. Spleen of the Klondike. That's it. Anyhow i am looking forward to Dawson kicking it live. Lip syncing, tricycle racing, chili cook-offing...oh ya.
Fake spring is weird.
Wrong word.
coincidental?
still the wrong word.

happenings. yes. the shoulder seasons are rich with happenings.
and anxiety. i feel like the spleen of the klondike!


Cave of Spleen
{not located in west dawson beneath dieter's giant slide, n.b.}




some final reflections from aforementioned superstar director,
my friend and yours m. night:

"I'm a master, a virtuoso – they can be handing me the keys to the kingdom and all I can think is, I hope I don't drop the key. "



yes. exactly.

4 comments:

Georgia said...

yummers! that bread looks amazing.

Unknown said...

Don't talk about M. Night that way. Or else... (insert "surprise" (read entirely yawnifyingly predictable, but still beautiful and soul awakening) ending here).

Anonymous said...

that's a #1 blog entry, one of the greats.
F the 13th could have been spookier, b.t.w.

jen lafreedom said...

georgia-- thanks. you're a pal.
caitlin-- you're a dink. you look like m. night and smell like him too.
molly-- kudos. i also felt it was a strong entry. i.m.h.o., friday the 13th was a real wacky one; convergences, or whatever they were that i don't know the word for. lots of em.
spooky.
seriously.