The Lincoln Lawyer: You could do a lot worse than that Matthew McConaughey.
Avatar: 3 hours of a million Jar-Jar Binkses.
The Adjustment Bureau: Angels have feelings and God is willing to compromise.
Australia: Everbody's free to punch Baz Luhrman.
Thor: Norse god of crap.
Soul Surfer: The awesome one-armed power of Christian belief and green screen.